"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

"Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once."

"Courage is the power to let go of the familiar."

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."

"There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible."

"Both the forces of good and evil will keep the universe alive for us, until we awake from our dreams and give up this building of mud pies."