"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Free your mind, and the rest will follow. Be colorblind, dona€?t be so shallow."

"Come away,O human child! To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand"

"Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them."

"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."

"Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever."

"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it."