"Go away. I'm all right."

"To fail to plan is to plan to fail."

"The journey in between what you once were and who you are now beoming is where the dance of life really takes place."

"Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking."

"Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it."

"As for you, your happiness is complete; it remains merely to enjoy it. And to become perfectly happy you are in need of nothing more than to know how to be satisfied with being so."

"I love children --- especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."

"However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they forget everything except your refusal."

"The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward."

"Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there."

"And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the final hour of separation."

"Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness."