"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"I bought some powdered water yesterday. I don't know what to add."

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"Daylight, in my mind, the night faded."

"When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph."

"When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat."

"The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the senses and understanding."

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

"In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children."