"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."

"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't."

"Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."

"Success covers a multitude of blunders."

"You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul."

"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else."

"Where you start is not as important as where you finish."

"May you never know hunger May you love with a full heart The light burn in your eyes May the fire be your friend And the sea rock you gently May the moon light your way Till the wind sets you free"

"A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it."

"If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him. If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"

"Many things catches your eyes, appreciate them. But few things catches your heart, pursue them."