"When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things."

"The kingdom of God or nothing."

"Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything."

"Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."

"Celibacy is not hereditary."

"Despair has been called the unforgivable sin--not presumably because God refuses to forgive it but because it despairs of the possibility of being forgiven."

"You've got to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight."

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'"

"When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies."

"HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip."

"In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it's a fact."

"For in all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd."