"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better."

"A working relationship takes work."

"Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis."

"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise."

"The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood."

"All general statements are false."

"PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action."

"His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best."

"It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own."

"If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, also we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world."

"KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures."

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."