"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"No arsenal ... is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

"Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade."

"Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows."

"It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong."

"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due."

"truth never perishes (Veritas numquam perit)"