"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself."

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."

"We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."

"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy."